So I'm asking for your help. Give me a list of words A-Z (for example, "A is for Avalanche," "B is for Barbecue", etc...) that can help spark a blog post. Every day I will choose one at random and that, dear reader, will be my post. So, leave yr list in the comments portion. You can help make Internets History. You will be famous. Oh, so famous.
And now there's nothing left to do but, well, I'll let this creepy white trash guy's forehead finish that sentence for me:
What else needs to be said?
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ETA: I just found this drawing on the floor. It is awesome:
G'night.
please tell me you photoshopped that tat on his head.
ReplyDeleteis the wisdom of larry the cable guy so powerful that it warranted someone to permanently mark their forehead for life with this!
a is for aardvark
ReplyDeleteb is for barack obama or bond,james bond
c is for cat's pajamas or comic books
d is for dunkin donuts
e is for emo boy tight pants or e- coli
f is for fruit cake
g is for gaffigan,jim gaffigan
that's enough for now...
Jason, you have no idea how badly I wish I could tell you that that was a faked photo, but, sadly, it isn't. Apparently, this runs in the family, so be careful out there.
ReplyDeleteAnd to answer your question re: "The wisdom of LTCG" - No. No it isn't.
creeeepy photo. i have to get over it before i can post a list.
ReplyDeleteok still not over it. but anyway, here's a random list of what is on/around my workspace:
A april (calendar)
B binders
C computer
D desk
E envelopes
F files, files, files
G gum (peppermint)
H highlighters
I ipod
J junk food (specifically, the office candy bowl)
K kleenex
L lotion
M magazines
N numbers
O orange chair
P pictures
Q quiet (as in the place i work is way too quiet)
R rubberbands
S starbucks cup
T telephone
U upc codes
V various subscription cards
W website
X excel spreadsheet (had to cheat)
Y yellow post-it notes
Z zzzzzzzzzzz (i need more coffee)
thanks for the distraction while i "work"!
a apple dumpling
ReplyDeleteb brownie
c carrot cake
d dessert
e elixir
f french taunt
g gaggle
h happiness
i ice cream
j jock
k kleenex
l limeade
m muffins
n nuts
o oats
p pancakes
q que
r radish
s salsa
t tomatillo
u ulnar nerve
v vice
w wheat chex
x xenobiotic
y yorkshire pudding
z ziti
a is for animals
ReplyDeleteb is for breakfast
c is for courtnee
d is for dogs
e is for experiments
f is for funkalicious
g is for guilt
h is for happy
i is for igloos
j is for jack-o-lantern
k is for kites
l is for life
m is for money
n is for noise
o is for obama
p is for pigs
q is for quizes
r is for relish (something i hate)
s is for santa claus
t is for tv
u is for umbrella
v is for victory
w is for waves
x is for ????
y is for yellow
z is for zig zag
i just realized quizzes is spelled with 2 z's. oops
ReplyDeleteA - avocados
ReplyDeleteB - banana hammock
C - cold turkey
D - Department of Motor Vehicles
E - elephants
F - fly fishing
G - goiters
H - high fives
I - icon
J - James Carville
K - kite flying
L - lobotomy
M - Martha Stewart
N - Neverland Ranch
O - opium
P - Papas Fritas
Q - Quebec
R - rastafari
S - Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
T - tiramisu
U - umbilical cord
V - valium
W - Washington
X - xylan
Z - zoology
A – Abercrombie
ReplyDeleteB – Black Belts
C – Charleston Chews
D – Dark Side
E – eggplants
F – fake-believe
G – gestational diabetes
H - heartstrings
I – impish little men
J – Jim Belushi
K – Killer instincts
L – Last Resort
M – miscreants
N - nightrider
O – orange soda
P - peacocks
Q - quilting
R - restaurants
S – Special someone
T - tryptophan
U – umbilical hernia
V - velociraptors
W - whiskers
X – x-ray goggles
Y – yesterday’s news
Z – zamboni
A is for The Atom
ReplyDeleteB is for Black Adam
C is for Captain Marvel
D is for Doom Patrol
E is for Etrigan, The Demon
F is for Firestorm
G is for Geo-Force
H is for Hakwman
I is for Impulse
J is for Jemm, Son of Saturn
K is for Klarion the Witch Boy
L is for The Legion of Super Heroes
M is for Mister Miracle
N is for Negative Man
O is for Orion
P is for Prometheus
Q is for Queen of Fables
R is for Robin
S is for Superman
T is for Traci Thirteen
U is for Ultra the Multi-Alien
V is for Vandal Savage
W is for Waverider
X is for Xombi
Y is for Yellow Peri
Z is for Zatanna
i love caitlin's list!!!!!
ReplyDeleteapple jacks
ReplyDeletebanana pancakes
Corellian Freighter
delta force (what else is there?)
elephantitis of the ego
fandango
gruesome
hostile apostle
indigo montoya
jack white/black/palance
kobol
llamas (in general)
muscle cars
ninjas
optimize
pirates
quinones
rock and roll all night
star wars
tortilla soup
under the table and dreaming
Victor Lemonte Wooten
wilhelm scream
xanadu
yankee stadium
zagat survey
Amalickiahite
ReplyDeleteBoaz
Cumeni
Desolation
Emron
Freemen
Gidgiddoni
Hagoth
Irreantum
Jacobugath
Kumenonhi
Limnah
Mocum
Neas
Onidah
Pachus
Quaking
Raca
Seezoram
Teomner
Uzziah
Variableness
Wrought
Xceedingly
Ye
Zemnarihah
Alien Nation (this is a list of best tv shows ever, right?)
ReplyDeleteBenny Hill
Czechoslovakia
Don Quixote
Entertainment Book
Fondue
Gilbert (the cat, not the comedian)
Harpers Bazaar
Ipsom
Jack Kerouac
Kool-Aid Man
Leaf Blower
Mustard Seed
Nest Egg
Oink
Polly Pocket
Queen Friday
Richard Simmons
Slaughterhouse-five
Thimble
Underarm
Vicarious
Wally
X next to the word "yes" after the question "Do you wish you were Dylan Todd?"
Yellow Zonkers (Is Pizzo reading this)
Zillionaire
And it's this Xanadu that I'm talking about.
ReplyDelete/never forget
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