But that is beside the point.
The point is this: these two videos below (which are parts 1 & 2 of the masterpiece known as Kings Of Power 4 Billion %) constitute the ultimate, the very nadir, the complete zenith, the absolute acme of Capital "R" Radness. It's like Western civilization in the broadest sense existed solely to draw this magnum opus out of the ether and onto the Internets. It's like looking into the eyes of a newborn kitten and seeing the future and it's something terrifying and awe-inspiring and dreadful and hilarious and glorious. And also looks sort of like the coolest Sega Genesis game ever made.
But, as Sir LeVar Burton, Esq. reminds us, you don't have to take my word for it:
WARNING! Your face might just melt off while viewing these videos, so be careful. Take precautions. Wear goggles and protective gloves. Don't sit too close to your monitor. Do not operate heavy machinery or watch while sleeping. Drink plenty of fluids before, during and after viewing. If you get dizzy, lie down immediately and call your local poison control hotline. Lift with your legs, not your back. Contents may be hot. Eat your vegetables. Stay in school. Have you been injured in a car wreck? Call the Heavy Hitter.
You have been warned.
Has your face melted off due to the extreme radness of what you just witnessed? Because if it didn't you should see a doctor. And have him look at that mole while he's at it. That thing sort of scares me.
