Also, there are werewolves. And a leggy blonde girl who is also smart.
My show would be called the Impossible Adventures of Mister Awesome and His Friend and would star Bill Murray as the guy and younger Bill Murray as the sidekick. Bob Denver would star as the voice of the car. The music would be provided by Miami Sound Machine.
Fortunately, such a show could never exist. Because it would shred the very fabric of reality with its amazingness were it to ever air.