Is This My Favorite Kids In the Hall Sketch?

Yeah, probably.

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PS: Yeah, I know I haven't blogged in like forever.

Pop Quiz!

Which of the following sentences most definitively proves that I am not as young as I think I am:

* "I think I sprained my ankle bringing that 12 pack of Diet Coke up the stairs."

* "Boy, that purple Listerine really works well. My teeth feel so clean."

{ or }

* "Hey you kids, get off of my lawn! I am trying to watch Matlock / The Golden Girls / Murder, She Wrote while preparing to go stand in line at the post office/bank/grocery store/funeral parlor so I can complain at how slow the service is because I have nothing else in my sad, empty life! Criminy!"

Please answer in the comments section.

Dang.

That blew up pretty good.

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