Periods. Period.

I only caught about a half-hour of Tina Fey on SNL last night because I am a total featherweight and can't stay up past midnight anymore. (Plus, we drove down to Akron to hear Obama speak and waited in line for a while which left us a little tired.) Oh, the joys of bring in your 30's.

Candace and I did manage to catch this sketch though (before I passed out on the couch only to wake up around 4 a.m. all sore and disoriented) and both came really close to peeing ourselves.

Enjoy:

This Video Will Make You Die

A few events occurred that reminded me that I haven't posted this yet. Mainly because to gaze upon it means instant death. Like the Ring, or like that movie where you watch that video and then you die. This is just like that. Only with 400% more Wiggles. I give you: the Wiggles Puppets:

Instant death. You were warned.

I Loathe This Guy

Captain Feathersword, friend of the Wiggles, is my enemy. Seriously, as annoying and, let's be frank folks, fruity as the core Wiggles family is, this guy takes the annoying, fruity cake. I mean, look at him:

Dontcha just want to kick him in the nether-regions? Really really hard? Okay, I'm cooling down now. Sadie got a Wiggles DVD in the mail today and I just remembered how annoying I think this guy is. Carry on.