I Loathe This Guy

Captain Feathersword, friend of the Wiggles, is my enemy. Seriously, as annoying and, let's be frank folks, fruity as the core Wiggles family is, this guy takes the annoying, fruity cake. I mean, look at him:

Dontcha just want to kick him in the nether-regions? Really really hard? Okay, I'm cooling down now. Sadie got a Wiggles DVD in the mail today and I just remembered how annoying I think this guy is. Carry on.