PEOPLE TALKING ON CELL PHONES LOUDLY IN PUBLIC!
PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING AT THE POST OFFICE!
NAZI GORILLA CYBORGS WITH LASERS FOR TEETH AND A BIONIC ARM THAT SMASHES THINGS!
COMIC BOOKS WRITTEN BY EITHER OF THE WEIRD JEFF'S, A.K.A. JEPH LOEB OR GEOFF JOHNS!
BLOGS THAT DON'T HAVE POSTS FULL OF EXCLAMATION POINTS!
THE FACT THAT I AM STILL TIRED EVEN THOUGH I'M GETTING PLENTY OF SLEEP LATELY!
TEH SPEHL CHEKUR!
ZOMBIES!
MOVIES THAT DON'T HAVE HECKA EXPLOSIONS!
CANDY!
JUST KIDDING! I LOVE CANDY!
LOWER-CASE LETTERS!
PEOPLE WHO SAY 'LIBARY!' IT'S 'LIBRARY,' PEOPLE! IT'S JUST ONE MORE LETTER! THIS ALSO GOES FOR PEOPLE WHO SAY 'VALENTIMES,' 'FEBYOOARY,' AND 'MAN-AYSE!' 'MAN-AYSE!' THAT SOUNDS DISGUSTING!
THE WEATHER OUTSIDE TODAY IT IS DARK AND RAINY AND WINDY AND TERRIBLE AND I HATE ITS GUTS TO BITS I HATE IT!
WHEN I ASK CANDACE 'WHAT'S STUFF I HATE' AND SHE SAYS 'I DON'T KNOW!'
WHEN PEOPLE WRITE CHECKS! IT'S 2006 PEOPLE! GET A DEBIT CARD IT'S NOT DIFFICULT IF YOU HAVE A CHECKING ACCOUNT THEY WILL GIVE YOU ONE! IT'S CALLED THE TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY FOR A REASON!
WHEN PEOPLE COM EINTO MY PLACE OF WORK (WHICH IS THE GAP WHICH I ALSO DON'T LIKE) AND ASK IF WE CARRY LEVI'S! WHAT THE HECK IS UP WITH THAT!
QUESTION MARKS!
{whew} Glad I got that off my chest.
3 comments:
I think I hate all the same things you hate. How about when people say exspecially? Where the heck are they getting that X from?
oh funny funny funny mad man, I love it! I am guilty of the
MAN-AYSE, I can't help it I loves me some manayes! ooww!
And I promise I am trying to teach my mother that a debit card it the same thing as a check- ugh- old people!
How about when you're in the shower & you're about to put conditioner on & you think "wait a minute, did I even put shampoo on yet?" I don't like that.
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