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And that's it for the lists. [ phew ] Now, onto LETTERS!

If you haven't put in your A to Z list, then by all means do so now, because once April hits, the doors are closing and the Funky Train is pulling from Radopolis Station. Make sure you're on board. Big thanks to everyone who's given me lists already. You guys rule.

March Of the Lists - #31

1. 2001: A Space Odyssey
2. About A Boy
3. American Graffiti
4. Annie Hall
5. Bananas
6. Bandits
7. Best In Show
8. The Big Lebowski
9. Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure
10.Bottle Rocket
11. Cast Away
12. Chinatown
13. Chungking Express
14. The Conversation
15. Cool Hand Luke
16. Crimes And Misdemeanors
17. E.T.
18. Ed Wood
19. Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
20. FLCL (aka: Fooly Cooly)
21. The Fountain
22. Ghostbusters
23. The Godfather / The Godfather, Part II
24. The Goonies
25. Gremlins
26. Grosse Pointe Blank
27. In The Mood For Love
28. The Incredibles
29. Raiders / Temple Of Doom / Last Crusade
30. Interiors
31. Jurassic Park
32. The Last Waltz
33. Mary Poppins
34. Minority Report
35. Napoleon Dynamite
36. O Brother, Where Art Thou?
37. Play It Again, Sam
38. The Princess Bride
39. Raising Arizona
40. Rebel Without A Cause
41. The Royal Tenenbaums
42. Rushmore
43. Seven Samurai
44. A New Hope / Empire / Jedi
45. The Straight Story
46. Take The Money And Run
47. This Is Spinal Tap
48. Tremors
49. True Stories
50. Unbreakable
51. Waiting For Guffman
52. Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory
53. Zero Effect

March Of the Lists - #30

1. United States
2. Canada
3. United Kingdom
4. Norway
5. Japan
6. India
7. Germany
8. Italy
9. Russia
10. Australia
11. Bulgaria
12. Costa Rica
13. Mexico
14. France
15. Taiwan

March Of the Lists - #29

1. Madman Atomic Comics #s 6 & 7
2. Immortal Iron Fist #13
3. G.I. Joe #49 (old school, baby)
4. 20 Swedish meatballs with gravy, potatoes & lingonberries
5. All-Star Superman #10

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ETA: I added a bunch of answers to previous lists. I think I got through #26. Numbers 27 through 29 still need some answerin', though.

March Of the Lists - #28

1. The Hot Potato
2. Boogaloo
3. The Baconator
4. Deputy Dawg
5. Awesomealicious
6. Hot Cross Buns
7. Crocodile Funkee

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Don't forget to leave your A-Z list. Please won't you?

Alphabetical

So the NaBloPoMo keyword for April is "Letters," which could refer to a letter you would write someone or to the letters themselves. At least that's how I'm reading it.

So I'm asking for your help. Give me a list of words A-Z (for example, "A is for Avalanche," "B is for Barbecue", etc...) that can help spark a blog post. Every day I will choose one at random and that, dear reader, will be my post. So, leave yr list in the comments portion. You can help make Internets History. You will be famous. Oh, so famous.

And now there's nothing left to do but, well, I'll let this creepy white trash guy's forehead finish that sentence for me:

What else needs to be said?

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ETA: I just found this drawing on the floor. It is awesome:

G'night.

March Of the Lists - #27

1. Black
2. Red
3. Kidney
4. Navy
5. Great Northern
6. Baby Lima
7. Large Lima
8. Pinto
9. Green Split
10. Dried Yellow Split
11. Black Eyed
12. Dried Red
13. Dried Green
14. Dried Brown
15. Dried Cranberry

Part Of A Fair, Blanced Diet

Here are some political videos* that you have probably already seen. Here's one for the John McCain crowd:

And here's some TRUTH about Hillary:

Horrible! But wait, there's more:

And to be fair, here's one about my main man:

And there's this:

Good luck getting that tune out of your head, suckers! I am cackling maniacally! You can't hear or see it, but I am.** Yeah!

I'll post a list later as well as post a little about next month's NaBloPoMo challenge. Exciting, right?

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Big thanks to 23/6 for these videos. There's some pretty funny stuff there.

* Or if you "don't watch PBS," you'll probably refer to them as "propaganda."

Sorry, let me explain: I was checking on on some of my blog buddies and one of them had posted about a recent Frontline episode titled Bush's War (which I haven't seen). My blog buddy commented that they had watched it and "Wow. We're a mess." (Yeah. Pretty much.) There were a couple of comments, one of which asked if the program was "propaganda" and went on to remark that there is a "reason [they don't] watch PBS," but said they would "try to give it a listen." (Emphasis added by me for dramatic effect. Also, because I'm sort of a jerk.)

This immediately caused me to, quite frankly, flip out. You do not mess ... with the PBS. (Did somebody say "T-shirt slogan?")

Now, I'm sorry to pick on some random person on the Internets, but that's quite possibly the weirdest thing I have ever read online. Okay, so maybe it's not even close, but man, my mind is reeling from that comment. I tried to respond but I was just too flabbergasted to ever hit the "Post Comment" button.

Plus, I felt bad about ripping into some stranger on somebody else's blog. It's one thing to do it on your own blog - which I obviously have no problem with - but I rarely comment on this person's blog (nothing personal, I just don't) and thought it rude to do so just to say "Wow, you have some really weird ideas about stuff. That comment will one day, eventually but most assuredly, give me an aneurysm. Congrats."

PBS is a fountain of liberal propaganda? Really? Nova and Masterpiece Theater and Mystery! and Great Performances and Sesame Street? Really? Okay, I'll give you Sesame Street. I don't trust that Cookie Monster. He never blinks! Like, EVER!

Am I crazy? Is PBS so obviously left-wing and I've just been blinded by it or is this just someone voicing an unfortunately ill-informed opinion over the Internets (which is really what it was created for, but still). And I apologize in advance if this is one of my blog buddies' really close, personal friends or family, but I had to get this off of my chest somehow. Otherwise, My Head = Splodey.

I feel better now, don't you?

** I wasn't really. I totally lied.

March Of the Lists - #26

1. Despite all my sci-fi talk, I am terrified of the idea of machines gaining sentience.
2. I threw up in an Olive Garden restaurant (the one on Nellis & Charleston, next to that Dylan's Saloon) while on a date with my lovely future wife. I rinsed my mouth out and finished up the date. I haven't eaten at Olive Garden since and I got the girl. There's a lesson there somewhere.
3. While I will vilify McDonald's every chance I get, I do so love a sausage McMuffin with egg every now and then.
4. I cannot not watch You've Got Mail if it's on. I try and make myself believe it's because of the Nilsson music that serves as the core of the soundtrack, but I know otherwise.
5. I really like "The Piña Colada Song". Like as in "not entirely ironically."
6. Those emo boy skinny jeans - I !@#$%^&* hates 'em. They make me feel violently angry. "Hulk Smash!" angry.
7. Even though I know they're not good movies, I'll be darned if I didn't enjoy large swatches of the Star Wars prequels.

March Of the Lists - #25

1. Nice morning & evening walk
2. Read a book
3. Be nice to the earth
4. The sound
5. Relatively inexpensive
6. Headphones on/music blaring
7. Big city feeling