Obey the Rules

The following announcements are provided as a public service by Big Red Robot, Inc.: "Where Your Health Is Our #1 Concern. Well, #2 concern. Our #1 concern is that dinosaurs will be brought back to life and eat us all. That's what keeps us up at night. But you, you're a close second. We're really concerned about you, too. We are also concerned about Martian invasions, robot revolts and missing the season finale of Lost. But you're definitely on the list. Because we care. Like, a lot.":

It's for your health!