Questions To Ask Yourself

1. What if, after the everything falls apart, it all gets better than before?
2. Am I part of the problem?
3. If a tree falls in the forest while a deaf bear is pooping there and clapping his one hand while meanwhile, the Pope wears a funny hat, will the universe implode?
4. When will I realize that I will have to make the time to do all the awesome things I want to do?
5. It it totally uncool to admit that Coldplay's not that bad?
6. Am I ready for the new golden age?
7. Who put the "bomp" in the "bomp-sha-bomp-sha-bomp."
8. Is it the same person who put the "ram," in the "ramma-lamma-ding-dong"?
9. Am I beckoning the doom or bringing the sunshine?
10. Why can't Ewoks be real?
11. Is there a more boring show on television than The Sarah Connor Chronicles?
12. How come french fries gotta taste so good?

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