Showing posts with label my morning commute. Show all posts
Showing posts with label my morning commute. Show all posts

7.29.2009

The Universe Is Whispering

No iPod (may he rest in peace), so I walk to the train in a humid, gray silence. Or rather, what I assume is silence. I notice it after a block or so. It started small, with keys rattling ghostly from inside screened windows. It seemed to come from every house I walked by and it made me wonder: what have I been missing all this time, firmly ensconced in my headphones?

Then something happens. Now I'm hearing all kinds of stuff: birds calling a block or so over in ragged, rasping cries; cars sliding by up ahead on the boulevard, airplanes overhead. It's a whole new world.

I approach the overpass, which starts off sounding like gentle waves but becomes a rumbling, echoing racket once I start walking under it. It got so loud I worried for my safety as I passed below it's yawning expanse. I also worry for my safety because there's an incredibly drunk/homeless-looking guy staring at the chain link fence in my path, swaying in the minuscule morning breeze. I cross the street and try not to make eye contact. Is this wrong?

Then I'm turning the corner and can see the station, which brings with it a whole new array of sounds. The guttural, chain-like idling of the busses. The skritch of my feet as I try to kick a discarded movie stub over (I'm always curious about what movies people see even though 90% of the time it just depresses me). The guy in the box at the station yelling after a businessy guy who Boxman thought didn't pay but Businessguy did and Boxguy didn't see him because his attention was directed to his phone conversation but it's pointless anyway because Businessguy's halfway up the escalator and has his white earbuds in anyway. The escalator sounds like a million buzzing bees trapped in a giant steel bottle, all fighting to get out.

On the train platform the buses still idle, but their grumbling is a hum now. We all wait for the train. People talk on their cell phones. One girl interrupts whoever she's talking to to apologize for interrupting and then to clarify a time. 7 p.m. There are two businessy guys (one is Businessguy from earlier) wearing pink shirts, which has nothing to do with my morning sounds reportage, but I thought it was worth noting. Is this like a thing now or something?

At this point, I have my notebook out and am writing down all the things I hear. I'm all about noticing stuff right now, I guess. Carpe-ing the diem and all that jazz. I note the click on the intercom before and after the driver - who I'm assuming is a forty-something African-American woman but I could be wrong - tells us the next stop and warns us to stand clear of the closing doors. I stand clear, not wanting to be bifurcated. I notice the double dings as the doors close and the train starts to rattle out of the station. The train itself makes a lulling rumble with the occasional squeak when braking or just moving along.

The next stop comes and the shambling ka-thunk sound of the closing doors strikes me as familiar. It takes a moment, but I realize it sounds exactly like a housing project elevator door. I remember the sound vividly from my mission in New York City. Sense memory.

As we click-clack along, I pull out my book, a collection of daily comic strips by James Kochalka called American Elf. I snap a picture of it because by this point, I know I'm gonna write about this.


There's a guy with a shaved head and a Hulk Hogan mustache wearing big headphones who keeps stealing glances at me. Then I remember I'm alternating between taking notes, reading a comic book and snapping pictures of said comic book. I most likely look cuckoo-cuh-razy. He probably thinks I'm a tourist from another world which, given how alien this new World of Sounds feels, may just be the case.

It's my stop.

Walking past the train as it departs I hear the whirring of a fan, the double dings of the closing project doors and a clack-clack-clack as the train dissolves into a dull hiss on its way downtown. I walk up the stairs alone, scribbling stuff. At the top, I hear a (and this is incredibly judgemental and rude, but it's true) young poor white trash couple's echoing conversation, but I can't make out a word, it's just muffled and hollow. Like it's a strange language I've never heard.

Maybe I am in a new world. Maybe reality got thin and I walked through some weird wormhole into a reality where sounds carry more weight. I don't know, but as I walk past the PWT couple and the boothlady who is laughing hysterically at someone on the phone, (these RTA people love to talk on the phone, I guess) laughing to the point where she's rocking back and forth in her chair and slapping her knee, I fell all weird. I'm all tuned into the cosmos.

I walk out of the West Side Market station and out onto Lorain into the serenity and cacophony of the morning bustle. Trucks idle in the Market loading zones. Sounds travel in pairs now. Manhole covers clang-clang as cars pass over them. Buses honk their horns in two short blasts. Double trouble.

I cross West 25th and walk past the corner where there's always a colorful crowd. A trio of guys yell at somebody in a stopped car that they think they know but, given the guy's reaction, obviously don't. A fan squeaks away at the Souper Market where I assume they're making today's broth. It's warm and sweaty out and soup is the last thing on my mind as I wipe sweat from the corners of my eyes.

And it's quiet again. Traffic going my way on Lorain must be stopped at the light. I hear the scritch-scritch-scritch of the woman's feet as she walks along in front of me. I see the guy with the slicked-back gray hair and thick glasses who I think is an instructor at the barber college sitting in one of the chairs in an empty, silent barber shop.

And then it's noisy again. The belt on a car squeaks, hydraulic brakes hiss and diesel engines growl. I turn the corner to my office and the sounds suddenly equalize.

I'm back in my normal old world; safe and, well, sound.

6.23.2009

Tuesday Is Just Monday In Drag

It all started with a wasp in the shower. Have you seen a wasp up close? They're terrifying things, like some sort of sci-fi shocktroopers, all black and shiny. Horrible creatures.

Anyway, so yeah, having one of those skulking around while I'm all disrobed and wet and vulnerable does not set a great precedent for the awesomeness of a day. I disposed of the wasp by knocking it out with a tile that fell off a while back and man, I really need to get that back on the shower wall. Then I drowned the poor thing with the shower water. Dude never had a chance, but hey, it was me or him. I am a stone-cold insect killer. As I exited the shower, with the bloody business behind me and the wasp carcass en route to its final resting place - the sewers of the Greater Cleveland area via toilet - I felt like Conan. The Barbarian, not O'Brien. Why would killing a wasp make me feel like Conan O'Brien? You guys are weird.

So yeah, I figured that was the end of the weirdness/suck for today. I was wrong.

First, a little background/numbers: I take the train to work. There's a Rapid Station roughly a mile from where we live, so most mornings - barring foul weather or my own inability to get moving in the morning - I walk to the train. Fare is $2 per way or I could pay like $4.75 for an all-day pass, which if you think about it, it unnecessary if I'm just going to and from work. So yeah, two bucks.

It takes me roughly 30 minutes from my front door to the front door of my office. My work day starts at 8:30 am, so I need ot leave my house as close to 8:00 am as possible. Today I left at 8:04 am if you split the difference between my alarm clock and the microwave clock I passed on my way out. using the magic or addition, you could postulate my arrival at my office at 8:34 am, give or take five minutes.

I got here at 8:59.

And here's where the suckiness comes in. So I left my house with a $10 bill. This is a problem, because the RTA only allows for exact change. So I needed to break my bill. As I walk toward the station, I am faced with two options to do this: I can either go a little out of my way and hit the Circle K, by something small and get change, or I can do the same thing at a little cafe' on the way to the train. I opt for the latter.

This does not work, as the cafe' - whose hours are posted as being open 8 am - 5 am, Monday through Saturday - is totally dark and locked up. Awesome.

So, Plan B comes into play. The RTA (Regional Transit Authority, Cleveland's public transportation system) has recently added automated fare card machines to their lobbies. They're set up so ridiculously, but I can either use my debit card or the cash slot thing and the machine will give me change. Okay, cool.

Except when I get to the train station, the machines are down and the change machine that was there previously has been evicted to make room for these lovely, retarded machines that are just sitting there with laminated "Coming Soon!" signs stuck to their tiny screens. Which is stupid because I used them twice just last week.

I know the guy in the booth who's working hard on his crossword puzzle while he talks on his phone can't give me change and there's not really anybody else in the station that I can maybe get to break my tenner (as has happened before). So yeah, the suck is in full effect.

So, Plan C gets broken out of its protective glass case and I cut my hand a little pulling it out: there's another Circle K on an intersection now too far from the station, but I know it'll add another 15 minutes, round trip - to my walk, but what other option do I have? So I take a walk, knowing that it's over. I'm officially going to be late.

I go into Circle K, which is a nicer one than the one closer by my house, the one I should have gone to in the first place, the one that would have only derailed my by 4 minutes or so. I get a Polar Pop (a gigantic fountain soda that costs 59 cents, I fill it with Pepsi even though I'm trying not to drink soda in hopes that I can lose some chub, another portion of suck added to the pile) and slap my $10 bill down as payment.

The clerk, your average surly minimum wage counter jockey, a twenty-something lady with a weird mini-goiter-like bulge on her neck, can barely manage to make eye contact with me as she counts back my change: a five, four ones and come coin. Those four ones are gonna get me to work and back. Why didn't I think of this yesterday. Duh! She taps her finger impatiently on the debit/credit terminal as I put the five and two ones in my wallet and the remaining coin and bills into my front pocket. The whole transaction takes less than a minute, but still, she can't wait for me to leave. There is no one else in line behind me, so it's not like this is holding anything up, and like I said, this weird thing I do takes an extra maybe 15 seconds, tops. For some reason this bothers me a lot, her impatience.

I scoot back across the main street while Beulah sings "And the Wild West is a slow pan/and the sunshine is fake/and the ocean is just painted/on a backdrop downtown." As I make my way back to the station, I kid myself that since I haven't seen a train pass me yet, that I just might time this perfectly. I fantasize that I pay my fare, hustle my way up the escalator, skip across the walkway that spans the tracks and then down the stairs on the other side just as my train pulls up. Then I see the train pull past me across the parking lot while I'm still only halfway back to the station. Stupid fantasies.

So I dejectedly pay my fare, scowling at those useless automated machines, doing math in my head as I plop onto the escalator, trudge across the walkway and lumber down the stairs. It's 8:38 am and there are no lights down the tracks. No train coming any time soon. I have my newest copy of Wired, but I'm too bummed to crack it open. I try to play Solitaire on my iPod but can't muster up the attention. All I can do is stand on the platform, grit my teeth and wait for the train to show up.

So yeah, how was your morning?

6.16.2009

My Morning Soundtrack - 06.16.09


* "Jaykub (feat. Jason Lytle)," by Sparklehorse/Danger Mouse/David Lynch, from the album Dark Night of the Soul
* "Waves, Etc.," by Robert Pollard, from the album Silverfish Trivia
* "Dismember," by Spoon, from the album Telephono
* "Gypsy Hand," by Woods, from the album Songs Of Shame
* "Raised in the City (Demo)," by The Replacements, from the album Sorry Ma, Forgot to Take Out the Trash!
* "Johnny Thunder," by The Kinks, from the album The Kinks Are The Village Green Preservation Society
* "Do The Du," by A Certain Ratio, from the album Early
* "Thinking Black," by Ike Turner & His Kings of Rhythm, from the album A Black Man's Soul
* "Trumpets And Violins," by Suburban Kids With Biblical Names, from the album #3

5.18.2009

My Morning Soundtrack - 05.17.09


* "I Box Up All The Butterflies," by The Boy Least Likely To, from the album The Law Of The Playground
* "Airstream Driver," by Gomez, from the album A New Tide
* "Sugar," by The Wooden Birds, from the album Magnolia
* "Good," by Jason Isbell And The 400 Unit, from the album Jason Isbell And The 400 Unit
* "The Chair," by PJ Harvey & John Parish, from the album A Woman A Man Walked By
* "A Fire To Sleep In," by Sin Fang Bous, from the album Clangour
* "Also Frightened," by Animal Collective, from the album Merriweather Post Pavilion
* "Love Song," by Dent May & His Magnificent Ukulele, from the album The Good Feeling Music of Dent May & His Magnificent Ukulele

5.15.2009

My Morning Soundtrack - 05.15.09


* "That's Because You Drive Me," by Acid House Kings, from the album Sing Along With Acid House Kings
* "Rocket Reducer No. 62 (Rama Lama Fa Fa Fa)," by the MC5, from the album Kick Out The Jams
* "Mansion On The Hill," by Neil Young & Crazy Horse, from the album Ragged Glory
* "If You Gotta Go, Go Now (Or Else You Got To Stay All Night)," by Bob Dylan, from the album The Bootleg Series, Vol. 2-Rare And Unreleased, 1961-1991
* "Atom Tan," by The Clash, from the album Combat Rock
* "The Coast Is Always Changing," by Maxïmo Park, from the album A Certain Trigger
* "A Sentimental Song," by Cotton Candy, from the album David Shrigley: Worried Noodles
* "Do You Love Me," by The Contours, from the Motown: The Classic Years compilation

5.11.2009

My Morning Soundtrack - 05.11.09


* "Outside My Door," by Can, from the album Monster Movie
* "Lovin In The Red (Second Version) ," by Theoretical Girls, from the album Theoretical Record
* "Recife," by The Legends, from the album Over And Over
* "Model Worker," by Magazine, from the album The Correct Use Of Soap
* "I Wanna Sleep," by No Age, from the album Weirdo Rippers
* "Dun Dun," by Los Amigos Invisibles, from the album Superpop Venezuela
* "Wealth And Hell-Being," by Robert Pollard, from the album Robert Pollard Is Off To Business
* "Children of the Revolution," by T.Rex, from the album Tanx
* "The Numbered Head," by Ted Leo & The Pharmacists, from the Score! 20 Years of Merge Records: The Covers! compilation

5.06.2009

My Morning Soundtrack - 05.06.09


* "What You Mean," by Possum Dixon, from the album New Sheets
* "Ringsad El Magad No. 2," by Anna Adamis & Gabor Presser, from the Well Hung: 20 Funk Rock Eruptions From Beneath Communist Hungary Vol. 1 compilation
* "Ice Age," by Good Shoes, from the album Think Before You Speak
* "Wicked Little Doll (Remixed By New Kingdom)," by David Byrne, from The Visible Man remix album
* "Free Nelson Mandela," by The Specials, from the album The Singles Collection
* "Nothing But Heartaches," by The Supremes, from the album The Ultimate Collection - The Supremes
* "Let's Get Down Together," by The Persuaders, from the album Thin Line Between Love And Hate
* "It Don't Move Me," by Peter Bjorn and John, from the album Living Thing
* "Act Naturally," by The Beatles, from the album Help!
* "Island," by The Whitest Boy Alive, from the album Rules

5.04.2009

My Morning Soundtrack - 05.04.09


* "Kissing The Lipless," by The Shins, from the album Chutes Too Narrow
* "What Ever Happened?" by The Strokes, from the album Room On Fire
* "Alabeke," by Dan Satch & His Atomic 8 Dance Band Of Aba, from the Nigeria Special: Modern Highlife, Afro-Sounds & Nigerian Blues 1970-76 compilation
* "Angelyne," by The Jayhawks, from the album Rainy Day Music
* "My Dancing Days Are Done," by Cornershop, from the album Woman's Gotta Have It
* "All Summer Long," by The Beach Boys, from the album All Summer Long
* "Zig-Zag," by Cheap Time, from the album Cheap Time
* "Whales Sing," by The Shaky Hands, from the album The Shaky Hands
* "Lila Engel (Lilac Angel)," by Neu!, from the album Neu! 2
* "El Justiciero," by Os Mutantes, from the Everything Is Possible - The Best of Os Mutantes compilation
* "Island Of The Honest Man," by Hot Hot Heat, from the album Elevator

4.29.2009

My Morning Soundtrack - 04.29.09


* "Stupidity Tries," by Elliott Smith, from the album Figure 8
* "Need to Shout," by Architecture In Helsinki, from the album In Case We Die
* "Mercury," by Mahjongg, from the album Kontpab
* "The N.S." by Sloan, from the album Between The Bridges
* "0078h," by M83, from the album Dead Cities, Red Seas & Lost Ghosts
* "I.O.I.O." by The Bee Gees, from the album Cucumber Castle
* "New Prisoner's Song," by Dock Boggs, from the His Folkways Years: 1963-1968 Compilation
* "You And Whose Army," by Radiohead, from the album Amnesiac
* "Dynamite," by The dB's, from the album Stands for Decibels
* "Teenage FBI (Original Version)," by Guided By Voices, from the album Wish In One Hand

4.23.2009

My Morning Soundtrack - 04.23.09


* "Everywhere With Helicopter," by Guided By Voices, from the album Universal Truths And Cycles
* "Peace of Mind," by Enon, from the album Grass Geysers Carbon Clouds
* "Paradise," by Meat Puppets, from the album Huevos
* "Heart's Arms," by Bonnie "Prince" Billy, from the album Beware
* "Doctor Dark," by Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band, from the album Lick My Decals Off, Baby
* "Water On The Brain," by The Hollies, from the album Evolution
* "Zurich Your Shoulder," by dj n-wee (Jay-Z vs. Pavement), from the album The Slack Album
* "Keys To Your Heart (Version 2)," by The 101'ers, from the album Elgin Avenue Breakdown Revisited
* "Phantom Anthills," by Chad VanGaalen, from the album Soft Airplane

4.17.2009

My Morning Soundtrack - 04.17.09


* "Satisfied Mind," by Jonathan Richman, from the album Jonathan Goes Country
* "In A Dream," by Corduroy Utd., from the Labrador 100, A Complete History Of Popular Music compilation
* "Come on Along," by Hairem, from the Girls With Guitars compilation
* "The Frankston Line," by Youth Group, from the album Skeleton Jar
* "Open Your Eyes," by Avengers, from the album Died for Your Sins
* "Heimdalsgate Like a Promethean Curse ," by Of Montreal, from the album Hissing Fauna, Are You The Destroyer?
* "Strange Condition," by Pete Yorn, from the album Music For The Morning After
* "Maybellene," by Chuck Berry, from the album The Great Twenty-Eight
* "I Will Follow," by U2, from the album Boy
* "Me & The Wind," by Doug Gillard, from the album Salamander

4.16.2009

My Morning Soundtrack - 04.16.09


* "Ethiopians," by The Mountain Goats, from their Daytrotter Session, 06.13.2007
* "Private Affair," by The Saints, from the album Eternally Yours
* "Oriri Jerode," by Godwin Omobuwa, from the Afrobeat Nirvana compilation
* "An Older Lover Etc.," by The Fall, from the album Slates
* "Untamed Girls," by The Raveonettes, from the album The Chain Gang of Love
* "I Go To The Barn Because I Like The," by Band Of Horses, from the album Everything All The Time
* "Ballad Of Dorothy Parker," by Prince, from the album Sign 'O' the Times
* "We're All Mad Here," by Tom Waits, from the album Alice
* "X-Ray Eyes," by Guster, from the album Goldfly
* "Asterick," by M83, from the album Before The Dawn Heals Us
* "Flaming Pie," by Paul McCartney, from the album Flaming Pie

4.15.2009

My Morning Soundtrack - 04.14.09

Yesterday's commute soundtrack. Nothing for today cuz I was reviewing the two mixxes I've been working on.


* "Never Believe," by Elf Power, from the album Walking With The Beggar Boys
* "Goin' Home," by Lowell Fulsom, from the album Tramp
* "Every Red Cent," by Rocky Votolato, from the album Suicide Medicine
* "Dumb It Down," by The Pernice Brothers, from the album Discover A Lovelier You
* "Thanks A Lot," by Neko Case & Her Boyfriends, from the album The Virginian
* "Shoulders & Arms, " by Tokyo Police Club, from the album A Lesson In Crime EP
* "In My Place," by Coldplay, from the album A Rush Of Blood To The Head
* "Meanwhile, Rick James...," by Cake, from the album Comfort Eagle
* "I've Been Wondering," by The Minders, from the album Hooray For Tuesday
* "You Can't Catch Me," by The Rolling Stones, from the album The Rolling Stones, Now!

4.10.2009

My Morning Soundtrack - 04.10.09


* "You And I Are Through," by Buddy & Bob, from the album Buddy Holly: the Memorial Collection
* "Melt Down the Knives," by Sin Fang Bous, from the album Clangour
* "(Thin) Blue Line Swinger," by Yo La Tengo, from the Camp Yo La Tengo EP
* "Daughter In The House Of Fools," by Enon, from the album Hocus Pocus
* "Company Book," by Sugar, from File Under: Easy Listening
* "Like A Fool," by Ryan Adams, from the album Score! 20 Years of Merge Records: The Covers!
* "I Predict A Riot," by Kaiser Chiefs, from the album Employment
* "Blow Away," by George Harrison, from the album George Harrison
* "I'm A Man," by Bo Diddley from The Chess Blues-Rock Songbook compilation
* "She Doesn't Laugh At My Jokes," by Jonathan Richman, from the album Having A Party With Jonathan Richman
* "New Hampshire," by John Linnell, from the album State Songs

4.09.2009

My Morning Soundtrack - 04.09.09


* "Mr. Soul," by Buffalo Springfield, from the album Buffalo Springfield Again
* "Skips A Beat (Over You)," by The Promise Ring, from the album Very Emergency
* "Girl U Want," by Devo, from the album Freedom Of Choice
* "My Mistake (Was To Love You)," by Marvin Gaye & Diana Ross, from the album The Best of Marvin Gaye - Motown Anthology Series
* "Take Me To the Mardi Gras," by Paul Simon, from the album There Goes Rhymin' Simon
* "I Hate Hate," by Cornelius, from the album POINT
* "Whether Or Not It Matters," by the Kingsbury Manx, from the album the Kingsbury Manx
* "Blood Brothers," by The Persuaders, from the album Thin Line Between Love And Hate
* "Talking In My Sleep," by Love, from the album Four Sail
* "Blast Valve," by Flake Music, from the album When You Get Here, It's Time To Return

4.07.2009

My Morning Soundtrack - 04.07.09


"California Saga - Big Sur" by The Beach Boys from the album Holland
"You Will Miss Me When I Burn" by Palace Brothers from the album Days In The Wake
"Shiftless When Idle" by The Replacements from the album Sorry Ma, Forgot to Take Out the Trash!
"If You're Ready (Come Go With Me)" The Staple Singers from the Stax 50th Anniversary Celebration compilation
"If I Had A Heart," "When I Grow Up," "Dry And Dusty," and "Seven" by Fever Ray from the album Fever Ray