11.30.2007

The Lunatics Have Taken Over the Asylum

Why is there a Spice Girls reunion tour? What is wrong with our society where we would allow these evil Martian poo-beings to sully not one, but two decades of popular culture? Why aren't we marching in the streets to stop this abhorrent display of suck-tasticness?

And furthermore, who is going to these concerts? I mean, besides mental patients. "Normal" people have to be going to this and they can't all be going ironically, can they? I just don't get it. At all.

My brain hurts. I've got to go lay down or something. Is the room tilting?

5 comments:

Erin said...

There is a reunion tour because "Scary Spice" just about dominated Dancing with the Stars, but, thank goodness, didn't win. Though, I'm sure it helped the fan base, unfortunately. Other than that, I didn't think any group that was "in" for that short of time don't really deserve any sort of tour, especially not a reunion one. And they should not have been "in" for any sort of time. Ever.

huston/lilia said...

i guess i should return the tickets i got you for christmas... man was i way off on that one...

Patti said...

BHAHAHA . . . "poo-beings"

P.S. Your brother is funny

Dylan said...
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Dylan said...

Don't do anything rash, Huston. I'll take those tickets. I will go, but only to be ironic. Yeah, that's it. I totally will not enjoy it when they play all their hits and it will be totally like I'm young again and Girl Power is all over in the air and baby and Scary and ginger and Posh and the ugly one are all back together again just like in my dreams and it's beautiful perfect incredible unbelievable like a dreamdreamdream.

Purely for irony. Yeah... that's the ticket.