Today's Intentionally Inflammatory Statement is:
"Football is a boring sport. Like, "poking my eyes out so I don't have to sit through it anymore," type of boring. Like, "is anything else on? Friends, maybe?" boring. Like, "please get me out of here please please please this is killing me with its boringness," boring."
More tomorrow.
1 comment:
I hate football, too. And power tools. And soaps that don't smell like peaches. And karate movies. And trucks.
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