9.17.2006

They Said It Couldn't Be Done, But One Man Dared... Your Boyfriend!!


Meet Giles, of the New England Haberdashersons. He is 76 years old. He likes soup and postage stamps. He has a regal moustache, one that he keeps waxed and trimmed. He has a smoking jacket made from the finest silk. And a yacht. And a tail. And his entire body, except those parts he is able to shave regularly, is covered in coarse, black hair. He also has six fingers on his left hand and 12 toes on his right foot. He coughs constantly and smells when he gets wet. Some people think that the reason for all of this is the fact that his family has been inter-marrying for the last thirteen generations. But what do they know? Those people are probably poor people and what do poor people know? Nothing. That is why they are poor. Hopefully, you will bring in some new blood. Deepen the pool, so to speak.

Did I mention that Giles is incredibly, astoundingly rich? The Habderdashersons are known as "the Carnegies of mink" in certain circles. So... think it over.

2 comments:

S Fizzle said...

You are a geek! Nice little blog you got here. It is almost as if a part of your brain transformed itself in to words and then snuck into a computer somewhere, got lost, and then showed up here . . . in this blog . . . here.
I have said it before and I'll say it again, I like your style.

Nah, nah, nah, nah. Nah, nah, nah, nah. Elmo's World!!!

Dylan said...

Dude. I got home from class and Candace said, "Somebody commented on your blog. They sound like they're on drugs." So there you have it. Shon Feller is on drugs. By the by, if you don't know Shon, he is not funny. Also, he is short. Just kidding. Those comments are both the opposite of truth.