Intentionally Inflamatory Statement Week - The Final Fire!

The Final Statement! This isit. Try not to cry too much.

The Final Intentionally Inflammatory Statement is:

"Homeowners associations are miniature fascist regimes."

... and I'm finished. Until next time.


Mr. Suburbia said...

I appreciate the protection my HOA offers. I don't want some punk teenager working on his '82 Mazda in my neighborhood. I also don't want people from anywhere east of Kansas to move in. Or women. They really shouldn't live in my 'hood either. Not that I have anything against women. And cat people. And dog people. And people that don't like Forrest Gump, Titanic or Braveheart. These people can go live somewhere else.

Caitlin said...

I hate to say this, but you are really terrible at this intentionally inflamatory statement thing. If I understand correctly, I'm not supposed to agree with them. Maybe this says more about me than your ability to write the inflamatory statement. Hmmm...