Interviewing With the Starz! - Christopher Lynn

This week's Interviewing session is with Chris Lynn. Chris is the director for Spaces and is also a black belt in Settlers Of Catan. He can trade wheat like a champ.

Name: Christopher Lynn

Hometown: Orem, UT (Born at Langley Air Force Base, Virginia)

Occupation: Executive Director of SPACES (a contemporary art venue in the Cleve!)

Favorite type of donut: Pistachio dough with custard filling and coconut sprinkles. I just made that up, and it will be awesome if I ever make it.

Would you rather be mauled by a bear, stung to death by bees or eaten by a shark? Why?
I’ll take all three. We live in America after all! More is better.

If your life were a song, what song would it be?
4’ 33” by John Cage

If you could only watch one film for the rest of your life, what would it be?
¡Three Amigos!

If you had your way, where would you live out the rest of your days and how?
The where doesn’t matter to me too much. I just want to live it with my family.

What would your like your tombstone read? (Don't worry, I'm not going to kill you)
Christopher Lynn (b. 1974 – d. 2150)

The Three Stooges or the Marx Brothers?
I’m a Marxist

What three TV shows can you not miss?
Battlestar Galactica (R.I.P.), 30 Rock, Psych

If you could erase one social problem with the flick of yr wrist, what would it be and why?
Capitalism. Yeah, that’s working out well for us.

Who was your earliest remembered crush?
Arian Finch, 3rd grade, Mr. Paul’s class, Orchard Elementary School, Orem, UT.

What five things do you hope people know or think about you?
1. My name (FAME! I’m gonna’ live forever!)
2. I never learned to count past two

What three things are you terrified that people know or think about you?
1. My name
2. I never learned to count past two

The Stones or the Who?
The Stones.

If you could have any super power (flight, x-ray vision, the ability to talk to undersea creatures, etc.), what would it be and why?
When I get very, very angry, I will smell of watermelon. I figure that if I was ever bestowed with a super-power it would turn out to be completely useless.

What is the deal with airline food?
What is this airline food of which you speak? Do they offer such a thing?

What is your greatest unrealized ambition?
Becoming a child prodigy.

Most embarrassing moment ever. Go!
I don’t really get embarrassed very easily anymore. Maybe in high school when I took Emily Larsen on a date (one of the few dates I ever went on in high school), I thought I would be suave and sophisticated by taking her to a movie at the International Cinema. I got the show times mixed-up and the light-hearted French romantic comedy turned out to be a bleak Polish film involving a woman being drowned while rats ate her alive. No other dates with Emily Larsen followed.


Will we have another interview next week? Who knows?!

1 comment:

Candace said...

that donut sounds really good.