Happy Birthday, USA!

No taxation without representation, fool! Now let's celebrate by cooking up some cow and blowing stuff up!

Have a Safe & Sane Fourth, people. Try not to blow any fingers off. And if you live in some Communist country, like say, Colorado, that denies you your God-given right to blow stuff up, fight the power and light a sparkler or a Whistlin' Pete in defense of freedom. It's what Thomas Jefferson would do.

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