All Y'All

So I was running some errands yesterday and decided to flip around the FM band to see what "the kids," are listening to these days. And then I heard this song, "Big Green Tractor," by some fake hillbilly guy and I was reminded why I don't listen to the radio. I mean, listen to this crap:

And it could just be me, as I've been accused of being a bit of a perv, but do you get the feeling that he's not singing about a tractor here? I mean, look at these lyrics, this is basically an AC/DC song for inbreds:

"I can take you for a ride on my big green tractor / We can go slow or make it go faster / Down through the woods and out to the pasture / Climb up in my lap and drive if you want to / Girl, you know you got me to hold on to … Said we can fire it up and I can show you around / Sit up on the hill and watch the sun go down."

Is it just me? That was a trick question, because it isn't just me. This song is dirty.


Lil said...

The creepiest part is "sit up on the hill and watch the sun go down." I don't think I want to know what that is a metaphor for.

jason quinones said...

lyrically speaking, this kinda reminds me of that primus song wynona's big brown beaver. since it's primus, it's a pretty wicked song. and the video featured the band performing the song in big fluffy beaver suits.

stuff this kid is listening to lately:

japandroids-post nothing

blk jks- mystery ep

rain machine-(kyp malone of tv on the radio side project)

b3n said...

he is so cool!!1!! He has earrings and not 1 but 2 wallet chainz. I luv him and want to go for a ride on his green tracter!! (get it? i think he means something else, i dont care, i luv him, hes so sexy!!!!!!!!!!)