Haiku Friday: Haiku 4 U

Wrote a bunch of haiku on the train this morning:

Basement lights are on
In the middle of the day.
What goes on down there?

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Guy with the DiscMan,
There's this great new invention;
It's called an iPod.

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Oh, hey! George Lucas,
Let me take over Star Wars.
You've lost it, homeboy.

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You know when I say
"It's on like Donkey Kong"
That it is so on.

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And finally, an Olympic-themed haiku:

Michael Phelps won like
One million gold medals, but
His ears are still big.

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As usual, your haiku creations are more than welcome in the comments section.