4.27.2008

C is for "Corn On the Cob"

Dear Corn On the Cob,

Will you marry me? You are lovely and I adore you. We will be happy forever and ever.

Please Check One (preferrably "Yes"):

[ ] Yes.

[ ] No.

Sincerely,
Dylan

2 comments:

Patti said...

That was like a double letter thing...

- said...

If we get married, won't that be weird when you eat me and then throw my husk in the compost pile? Or are you going to preserve me somehow? I don't want to be stuck in a jar of formaldehyde or something stinky like that.

That said, I would seriously consider your offer, because I too love long walks in the city before dawn lighting things on fire.

Love,
Corn On the Cob