C is for "Corn On the Cob"

Dear Corn On the Cob,

Will you marry me? You are lovely and I adore you. We will be happy forever and ever.

Please Check One (preferrably "Yes"):

[ ] Yes.

[ ] No.



Patti said...

That was like a double letter thing...

b3n said...

If we get married, won't that be weird when you eat me and then throw my husk in the compost pile? Or are you going to preserve me somehow? I don't want to be stuck in a jar of formaldehyde or something stinky like that.

That said, I would seriously consider your offer, because I too love long walks in the city before dawn lighting things on fire.

Corn On the Cob