I like going to bookstores and libraries. I could, and have, spent hours browsing the spines and covers that live in either one. Why? Because I like judging books by their covers. Well, and their titles. I know my mother (and most likely yours, unless you don't have a mother because you were grown in a vat or something, in which case, good for you, I guess.) always warned against such practices, but she also told me my face would "stick like that," that my friends all wanted to jump off of bridges and that the Tooth Fairy was real. Moms lie. Sorry kids, but they do.
The fun of browsing for me is guessing what the book, given its title and cover, is about. Obviously, the visual component for me is a big factor, but a good title can spark a lot of imaginary stories just as well. The following are some made-up book titles for books/stories I will write (someday):
Mister Herman And His Magical Chocolate Pie
The Catcher's Mitt
Doom City
Margarine In the Sun
Loopy's Lament
Godzilla Was A Baller
Nobody Is Better Than Nobody
The Spilt-Milk-Maid
The Erotic Adventures Of Captain Kangaroo
1,000,000 + 1
Blowgun Drills
Underground Beatbox
Memoirs Of A Goofball
Afternoons Of Ping Pong and Death!
The Amazing Adventures Of AdventureBoy, etc.
Boogie Like You Mean It
Thirty-Second Century Wildman In Chains
Solace Solstice
The Sodapop Paradox
Our Parents' Horsefeathers
Kung Fu Hipster & the Ghosts Of Uncool
They Went To Space
Building A Castle (Notes From the Toothpick Wars)
The Plywood Brigade
and finally...
Burt Reynolds Toupee' Tried To Kill Me
Which would you read? Does anybody else do this? Is it just me?
2 comments:
nope.
you're not the only one that does this. sometimes coming up with a good title first enables you with the ideas to write the story you want.
on tilte alone i'd read;
memoirs of a goofball
and
the spilt milk maid
great titles there!
Some of my friends and I have a list of URL's that we want to make websites to. Some of our list include:
pranksthatresultindeath.com
unlicensedmonkeyknifefightingsociety.org
8bitenya.com
thejohnstamosfactor.org
hipsterorhomeless.com
just to name a few.
Some of these might exist already, but I doubt it.
~John
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