It's Magic!

You know about the Magic 8 Ball, right? You ask it a "Yes" or "No" question and it magically answers it using magic. Like so:



Well, I now possess a magic question-answering device. Only it's not a ball. It's a ... well, I can't tell you what it is because that would ruin the surprise. And I love surprises.

S U R P R I S E ! ! !

See? Now this won't be like that time when I answered questions you didn't even know that you wanted to ask. No, this time you'll have to ask the questions. So, how about it? Anything you just need to know? Ask now and the magic magicness will magically answer your questions. Magically.