Letter Never Sent, Vol. 2

An open letter to the girl I helped in the fitting rooms who kept caling me, "Sir":

What is this, the Army? Calling me "sir," is really unnecessary. "Your Majesty," will do just fine, or just "Milord," if you're into the whole brevity thing.


1 comment:

Caitlin said...

Okay, I totally know what you are talking about. I HATE when people call me Ma'am. Do I really sound old enough to be a Ma'am?