* There are very few things in life that can't be made better by adding a few Oreos.
* I don't care who you are or what deity you pray to, surely you must realize that the Doors are wildly overrated.
* Hey, Starburst: Why even make the yellow ones? Who eats those? Seriously.
* Three words that fill any blue-blooded American boy with joy: Commie. Space. Monkeys. Five words: Commie. Space. Monkeys. With. Jetpacks.
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