8.26.2007

Please...

Can Dane Cook please walk in front of a moving bus? Please? Dude is just A. Nnoy. Ying. I watched about 35 seconds of the Teen Choice Awards (after which my brains started screaming and I came to the conclusion that there is no hope for the future. None at all.) and realized that Dane Cook is the funniest guy Dane Cook knows.

Just look at him, isn't he just begging to be run down?

If you should happen to see him crossing the street while you're driving... well, I'm sure you'll know what to do. (***hint: It rhymes with "Push your foot all the way down on the gas pedal. Back up. Repeat."***)

5 comments:

b3n said...

And, he's a known joke stealer.

b3n said...

By the way, today is one month since the no caffeine lent started. 33 days for you I guess. Still going strong over here, you?

Dylan said...

You know it, sir. Not only am I caffeine free, but I am soda free.

Represent.

Anonymous said...

I would totally run him over. That guy just makes me want to poke my eardrums out with sharpened chopsticks.

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