8.14.2007

Who Would Win In A Fight...

Michael Knight


{or}

The Greatest American Hero.

Please explain why in 100 words or less. No copying your neighbor's answers. Cheaters will be beaten with a bar of soap in a tube sock and forced to watch every episode of Designing Women in a tub full of leeches while they groom Burt Reynolds' mustache and that annoying Avril Lavigne song (which one? There's too many to choose from!) plays full blast in the next room on a loop.

Forever and ever and ever, amen.

Because I am unforgiving when it comes to cheaters. It's sort of my shtick.

The test begins... NOW!

5 comments:

b3n said...

Ralph. Because he doesn't lie half naked on the floor eating hamburgers.

b3n said...

I'm more than a little sad that this was even posted as a question. However, I am biased, as I did have a Greatest American Hero costume that my mom made for me when I was ~6. I wore it to church under my clothes and on more than one occasion revealed my true identity. Then there was the story of my dad coming home from work when I was precariously posted on the balcony of our second floor home ready to fly...

b3n said...

Oh, and we all know that KITT was the superhero in that show.

Knight Rider/ Michael Knight/ Hasselhoff rant over.

Patti said...

la la la la believe it or not I'm walking on air, la la la. Absolutely the Greatest American Hero.

Dylan said...

Ben, you obviously feel strongly about this. Who knew such a simple question could stir up so much passion. Well played, sir. Well played.

I will admit that this is a bit of a trick question. The answer should be obvious. I mean he's the Greatest American Hero, not the Second Greatest American hero, right?