Don't believe me? See for yourself:
Seriously. This movie is awesome. This I swear. If you can name me a better movie, I will not believe you. Because you are lying.
8.05.2007
Crazy For Swayze
I just watched Roadhouse because there was nothing else on. I will say this: Roadhouse is easily the best movie ever made. It is why Isaac Newton, Isaac Asimov, Isaac Brock and Chris Isaak got together in their secret underground lair - the Isaackave - and invented the movie camera. It is why salmon swim upstream. It is why the sky is blue and why birds sing. It is like Walker, Texas Ranger on crack cocaine. Also, Sam Elliott is in it, which makes it 100 times better. Mathematically speaking, this makes it roughly 10 trillion times better than any movie. Ever. Basically, it's Citizen Kane. With kicking. And tight sweat pants. And mullets, sweet sassy molassey, the mullets in this movie are amazing.
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Howard the Duck. And don't try to comment back with some snarky remark. I won't hear you, because I have my fingers in my ears and I'm yelling "Lalalalala."
How about Labyrinth & Crybaby. You can't get cooler than Johnny Depp, especially during the 21 Jump Street days.
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