NASA is apparently beaming the Beatles song "Across the Universe" into outer space. If outer space responds by saying that they would prefer to "hear that new Paula Abdul song, you know, the one she did with the guy from Idol?", I will personally lead the war with outer space.
Who is with me?
3 comments:
why the hell are we trying to contact aliens anyways!!
if science has taught us anything, it's that all aliens are blood thirsty,war mongering,transforming savages with acid for blood that need to be universally extinguished from existence!!
and by science i mean netflix.
and if comes down to it i'll gladly join you and or will smith in the fight against the evil alien hordes!
Jason, yeah, I'm not sure how I feel about us being the neighbor who loves his music sooo much he has to put his boombox in the window to share it. It's just asking for trouble.
And if the rumors concerning his conversion to Scientology are to be believed, the Fresh Prince just might welcome an evil alien horde.
In which case, might I recommend "Plan B": See if we can get Swayze from Road House to fight/dance the evil aliens back to wherever they came from.
And if that fails, well, prepare to be prodded. Repeatedly.
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