Zoo Crimes

Is Ann Coulter part giraffe? Watch the first, I dunno, :30 or so of this (don't bother going any further, it's just stuff you already know: Katie Couric is annoying and Bill O'Reilly is a intolerable d-bag) :

And compare it with this:

If she is, in fact, half-giraffe, what's the other half? Crypt-keeper? Skeletor's sister? Discuss.