I loves the rest of you, too, just not in the same way. I'll be back tomorrow. Until then, something to think about - Who would you rather be stuck in an elevator with: a mummy with athlete's foot or a rabid hedgehog?
Answer below.
Postscript: I am also sending out a "Happy Birthday" shout out to Rose. You go, Super Gadget Girl. Birthdays for everyone!
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I think I would opt for the mummy - hedgehogs are scary. Wait, is athlete's foot stinky? Are mummy's stinky?
Hmmm, ancient dead guy wrapped in toilet paper? I'm guessing "stinky."
awww, thanks.
i think hedgehogs are cute...but a rabid one, no thanks. so the mummy, i suppose.
Happy Birthday, Candace.
I don't like those choices.
Okay, if the mummy is stinky, I vote hedgehog. Does the mummy want to hurt me though? If the mummy is stinky and wants to hurt me I pick hedgehog but if the mummy is just stinky, I pick mummy.
I can't say for certain whether or not the mummy's intentions are benign, though if my previous experiences with the foul Middle Eastern rag-zombies is any indication (and it's a veritable well-spring of experience, believe you me), they just really want to talk to you about Amway.
Well, either that or they want to eat your brains. It's a coin toss, really.
I think, to be safe, I will take the stairs from now on. Thanks for the warning.
Happy Birthday Candace!
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