Also, can you book Grand Funk Railroad to play "We're An American Band" as they lower the casket? That would be boss. If you could get the actual living members of Grand Funk, that'd be preferable, but I'd settle for a cover band. I mean, I can't really complain if it's not the actual "American Band," can I?
Thank you, and will see you on the other side. I will save you a seat if it's not too crowded. I will be wearing a green velvet suit and matching pants.
Fake tombstone courtesy of this link.