Which of the following sentences most definitively proves that I am not as young as I think I am:
* "I think I sprained my ankle bringing that 12 pack of Diet Coke up the stairs."
* "Boy, that purple Listerine really works well. My teeth feel so clean."
{ or }
* "Hey you kids, get off of my lawn! I am trying to watch Matlock / The Golden Girls / Murder, She Wrote while preparing to go stand in line at the post office/bank/grocery store/funeral parlor so I can complain at how slow the service is because I have nothing else in my sad, empty life! Criminy!"
Please answer in the comments section.
7 comments:
you know you're old when you've actually fallen and you can't get up.
Right off the cuff I'd say choice number three but after giving it a minute, I'm going to have to go with the Listerine (sorry, Dad).
I guess it would really depend on how old you think you are, or how young you think you are.
Chris, I think I'm about 6 years old. It's really affecting my marriage, especially the supermarket tantrums. She hates those. (insert winking emoticon here: _____ )
Caity, the sad thing is that I uttered two of those three sentences yesterday. I'll let you, the denizens of the Internets decide which two.
I can see that being problematic.
Dylan. All of them.
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